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629 Lincoln Avenue SE St.Cloud MN 56304 (320) 251-9211 |
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St Patricks 4 Day Specials: |
St. Patty's day joke. Paddy's wife was so happy he hadn't visited the pub in a month, she offered to make him his favorite meal, escargot. "Run down to the market, paddy, and buy some snail and I'll grill them up in butter just the way you like them," says the missus. Paddy heads to the store and on his way he passes the pub. "Paddy," his pals shouted, "where you been? Get in here and have a pint." "Sorry, lads, can't do it. I need to get back to the missus with me snail." So Paddy continues to the market, buys his snail and heads back home. As he passes the pub again, his friends call out, "Paddy, one pint isn't going to kill you." Paddy gives in. He stops in for a pint and one becomes two and two becomes three and... several hours later, a wee bit inebriated, Paddy stumbles home. As he gets to the gate in front of his house, he trips and falls. The bag of snail he was carrying burst open and the snail went flying all over the yard. The noise woke Paddy's wife. She opens the bedroom women and shouts down at him: "Paddy, where have you been? How could it possibly take you so many hours to buy some snail and get back home from the market?" Paddy looked up to his wife, then down to the snail spread about the yard. He looked up to his wife, then back to the snail. Suddenly he shouts at the snail: "Hurry up, boys, we're just about there!" |
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Pattys Day is comming!!